In honor of Darwin’s birthday, Forbes publishes a piece by Young-Earth creationist Ken Ham. US News and World Report publishes another piece by another Young-Earth creationist, Henry Morris III.

Sorry guys, but I just can’t find the strength to link to your stunts.

Thanks to Pharyngula and Knight Science Journalism Tracker for spoiling my afternoon. (Huh, that’s funny–I was able to link to them.) 

Originally published February 6, 2009. Copyright 2009 Carl Zimmer.